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Book 1 The Begining One hot steaming day a skinny athletic boy and his friend another skinny athletic boy were going to a lake 3 hrs away and to go fishing. When the started heading up this rocky trail they spotted a hot good-looking girl who the friend liked. So the brave friend called Jeff asked her to come. Thegirl, Trisha, loved the idea so she came along. When they were half way there they spotted a spotted deer getting chase by a brown and black best. The first boy, Mark, was soooooooooooo brave he charged at the bear to save the deer's life. He chased the bear away from the deer but not him. The bear started to growl as loud as it could and charged at Mark. The two didn't know what to do So they left him only.
When he was running away he tripped on a small knife. He knew what to do. He picked it up and chucked it at the bear. It was bad enough it missed but it still hit something, the spotted deer. At that same moment the wind started to pick up. Everything was disappearing and nothing insight but him and the deer. The deer was so angry, a magical deer, it turned Mark into a deer to teach him what he had done. The only thing that could turn him back from his true love.
While he was a deer, the others were already at the lake. They were too depressed that Mark was gone because he had all the fishing stuff. About half a hour later the deer came, Mark. They didn't know that it was Mark so they chucked sharp sticks and rocks at it. Luckily Mark could still speak English. He told them everything that had happened. When Mark told her that he was his true love, they knew they would be together. So Trisha grabbed a knife and stabbed Jeff. He fell face down on the water and floated away. Blood flowing around his body. When Trisha and Mark kissed he turned back into a boy. When a chemical turns the water black it makes everything evil and alive. Now Jeff was evil and alive. He wanted his revenge. On a cold chilly day about 3 months after the death Mark was crashing into the ground. He was trying to fly the plane but it never listen. He was going to die but Jeff saved his life. Even though Jeff is evil he still wants his revenge on Trisha and only Trisha. He asked Mark if he could get Trisha to hang out with him. Mark refused. With no stumbling Jeff shot Mark in the back not killing him. While he was in pain Jeff pushed him out of the car and nearly killed him.
Once he gained his sight he say a figure. It was the spotted deer. He told him that if he doesn't kill Jeff by high noon everything will burn to the ground. He started to train. He used every technique he knew. He came back to the town he lived in and saw Jeff trying to kill Trisha. Mark picked up a knife but out of nowhere an eagle claws him and he dies right then at the same time Trisha gets shot and dies. The only hope for everyone to live dies. On December 31 just before high noon a figure crosses Jeff path. It was Mark. He somehow didn't die but faked it. The were going to do an old fashion show-off. The stood side by side. They walked 30 paces apart. When they counted to three the only thing you could hear were gun shots. You couldn't hear yourself think. About 10 shots later one person fell. It was....................... Jeff. Everyone shouted and cheered. The evil was gone from the city. When Trisha was jumping up and down her top broke and it showed two beautiful diamonds. Everyone was depressed if they didn't have their cellphone. Mark was the happiest one. He instantly fell in love with her. They didn't get married because they were only 14, but they they became boyfriend and girlfriend.
When the deer came back to their village about 1 year later he blew up everything. He had too been in the same water that Jeff was in. No one knew how to stop him. When they saw a dark point in the glare of the sun they heard a voice. It was Jeff's. You guys probably want to know how they all come back alive. Well I won't tell you. So deal with it. Jeff had an idea to save them. He made a deal with the deer. He said if they beat you in checkers you have to leave, but if he wins they will be slaves. Now everyone was booing him. Throwing rocks, bricks, and beer bottles. Wait that was only Mike. The deer ask who was going to be the challenger. They voted Mike because he is drunk.
They game started. Mike started off by moving one of his pieces to the side. The deer did the same. He moved one piece forward. The deer did the same. The deer kept on coping him until one move. Mike saw a jump to jump all of them but he moved another one. So the deer jumped all of them but one. Mike luckily got it to the king while the deer got all his to the king. It was 1 vs. 12. Mike did what all drunk people losing at chess 1 to 12. He started to jump up and down playing his guitar and singing it's the final countdown. The deer was so confused it made a mistake. He forgot what to do after the game. Now the deer was mad. He went up to Mike and asked him where the restrooms are. He pointed to the left but the boys was to the right. When he got out everybody but Jeff laughed. He giggled like a little girl.
Once the deer found a move Mike started to sing but to life is a highway.
After he finished the deer learned something. Life is a highway. He was so touched that he too started to sing and drink. Don't forget drink. Mike was looking at the angle of the move. It had to be a perfect 26.84838033943702280536807379034890636903224800643333333333336908521690 degree. He made they moved but miss calculated. He did 26.848380339437022805368073790348906369032248006433333333333369086!21690 degree. Man he was so close. The deer found that mistake and punished him for it. 6.53939292841196438 secs in the corner. Not more or less. Since Mike and the Deer were drunk they didn't know the difference between a sec or a min. When he came back to the game he made a move that jumped 10 of the circle guys. Now he sang the ode to joy. Just like in get smart it ended with a bang. The whole place blew up. When the pieces came down it changed. The deer made a move. Now it could jump both of the pieces. Except Mike mist the second jump. The game was still on.
Hours, minutes, seconds, milliseconds. This is how long it took them to finish the game. As the deer was going to win, his mom came out of nowhere and tweaked his ear. While she tweaked it he mad a mistake, well two. First he forgot to clean his room and he made a bad move. Now Mike has to jump him and win. He is 0 out of 3 for winning the game. So there is no pressure for him. At the speed of light, which is reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyy fast, Jeff pulled out two pistols and shot them. Someone with a itouch in the background played a noise that said head shot. They fell straight down jumping his king. Mike had won. The crowd cheered. No more evil things in the city. Jeff killed him so he won't fail. Just to tell you. This weird scrubby guy in the background said drinks on me. Everybody got wasted. The town was at peace except Trisha was so sad over Mike she cried on him. Her tears healed him. The deer came back alive because it was magical. The deer was going to kill Mike but the bear came out of nowhere. Mike got a knife and chucked it at the bear but missed again killing the deer. Since the deer died 193501929029239420495 times in his life he was good for now on.
The towns people chose Jeff to be their mayor. Others said Mike. This argument last 2.95 min. and they were going to have an election to elect the mayor. This was a sturdy competition because the chicken in Surf's Up was going to give the key to the new mayor. They made apps, posters, candy bars, and hats to get their vote. Mike and Jeff were at their peak of anger. They were on a mountain called anger silly. Mike gets an awful idea to sabotage them. While this was happening Jeff was thinking the same thing. Jeff was going to drop a nuke on Mike and Mike was going to send in a turbo fighting action frog. It was the strongest according to flies but not grasshoppers. They sent in their idea on the same day at the exact time, 11:32 and 5.9638 secs. Everything of Mike's was destroyed and Jeff's stuff was poisoned and had lots of radiation, just like Japan. Now they didn't know who was going to win. It was a surprise. The frog was still on the loose,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, until a snake ate it. Problem gone. Who cares about the snake. Nobody cares about snakes.
On the day of election the chicken or Frank Utensil, FU, was going to give the key to the new mayor. ------------------ to be continued --------------------------
When he finally gave it to the new mayor, the were shocked. It was Jeff. The evil guy one. His first order was to kill Mike. Luckily, Mike was a black belt. Who knew. He started chopping at anyone who tried to kill him. When Trisha came in to give him a kiss, he murdered her. He was sad. Then he killed himself. Only the deer knew he was alive because the deer is that cool. Not like the action guy guy in the movie cool. He was cooler. Mike was transferred to an island in the town. ???????????????
It was the third day since Jeff was mayor and he wanted to kill Trisha. Hr thought a whole minute. He decided to stab her and burry her in the water supply. It was a trick. Only Jeff knew what he was doing. He stabbed her and Mike then appeared. He was depressed. He reached for Jeff but he jumped out of the way. Jeff gave Mike the badge. Everyone was shock, even the grass. Mike took the badge and waved it in the air and sang, waving flag. Then it got to heavy and fell. His first day on the job, he got fired. The water supply was poisoned. Trisha did live because it was magical water. The town people threw rocks and stones and rocks and stones and rocks and stones and rocks and also sticks, but mainly stones and rocks. He went to kill Jeff once and for all.
Mike reached the hill to kill Jeff. When he got to the hill Jeff and the deer were waiting for him. 2-1, 2-2 now when Trisha showed up. It was the death to the death thing or whatever it's called. Idk( I don't know). Jeff attacked Mike, while Mike attacked Jeff. ?????????????? There was kicks, punches, scratches, shooting, knifing, and spit balling. They both fell. Trisha threw here hairbrush at the deer and he choked on it. Trisha only stand, alive o r just stand. Right when Trisha was going to kill Jeff's soul, aliens came up and blew up the planet. Mike, Trisha, Jeff and the deer landed on another planet filled with robots called IRobotPlanetThatIsFilledWithLotsOfRobotsPlanetAndIsBetterThanAnyPlanetThatWasEvenAPlanetInTheWholeUniversePlanetAndItHasOil.
Book 2.
Coming soon.
The Robots that Attack
When he was running away he tripped on a small knife. He knew what to do. He picked it up and chucked it at the bear. It was bad enough it missed but it still hit something, the spotted deer. At that same moment the wind started to pick up. Everything was disappearing and nothing insight but him and the deer. The deer was so angry, a magical deer, it turned Mark into a deer to teach him what he had done. The only thing that could turn him back from his true love.
While he was a deer, the others were already at the lake. They were too depressed that Mark was gone because he had all the fishing stuff. About half a hour later the deer came, Mark. They didn't know that it was Mark so they chucked sharp sticks and rocks at it. Luckily Mark could still speak English. He told them everything that had happened. When Mark told her that he was his true love, they knew they would be together. So Trisha grabbed a knife and stabbed Jeff. He fell face down on the water and floated away. Blood flowing around his body. When Trisha and Mark kissed he turned back into a boy. When a chemical turns the water black it makes everything evil and alive. Now Jeff was evil and alive. He wanted his revenge. On a cold chilly day about 3 months after the death Mark was crashing into the ground. He was trying to fly the plane but it never listen. He was going to die but Jeff saved his life. Even though Jeff is evil he still wants his revenge on Trisha and only Trisha. He asked Mark if he could get Trisha to hang out with him. Mark refused. With no stumbling Jeff shot Mark in the back not killing him. While he was in pain Jeff pushed him out of the car and nearly killed him.
Once he gained his sight he say a figure. It was the spotted deer. He told him that if he doesn't kill Jeff by high noon everything will burn to the ground. He started to train. He used every technique he knew. He came back to the town he lived in and saw Jeff trying to kill Trisha. Mark picked up a knife but out of nowhere an eagle claws him and he dies right then at the same time Trisha gets shot and dies. The only hope for everyone to live dies. On December 31 just before high noon a figure crosses Jeff path. It was Mark. He somehow didn't die but faked it. The were going to do an old fashion show-off. The stood side by side. They walked 30 paces apart. When they counted to three the only thing you could hear were gun shots. You couldn't hear yourself think. About 10 shots later one person fell. It was....................... Jeff. Everyone shouted and cheered. The evil was gone from the city. When Trisha was jumping up and down her top broke and it showed two beautiful diamonds. Everyone was depressed if they didn't have their cellphone. Mark was the happiest one. He instantly fell in love with her. They didn't get married because they were only 14, but they they became boyfriend and girlfriend.
When the deer came back to their village about 1 year later he blew up everything. He had too been in the same water that Jeff was in. No one knew how to stop him. When they saw a dark point in the glare of the sun they heard a voice. It was Jeff's. You guys probably want to know how they all come back alive. Well I won't tell you. So deal with it. Jeff had an idea to save them. He made a deal with the deer. He said if they beat you in checkers you have to leave, but if he wins they will be slaves. Now everyone was booing him. Throwing rocks, bricks, and beer bottles. Wait that was only Mike. The deer ask who was going to be the challenger. They voted Mike because he is drunk.
They game started. Mike started off by moving one of his pieces to the side. The deer did the same. He moved one piece forward. The deer did the same. The deer kept on coping him until one move. Mike saw a jump to jump all of them but he moved another one. So the deer jumped all of them but one. Mike luckily got it to the king while the deer got all his to the king. It was 1 vs. 12. Mike did what all drunk people losing at chess 1 to 12. He started to jump up and down playing his guitar and singing it's the final countdown. The deer was so confused it made a mistake. He forgot what to do after the game. Now the deer was mad. He went up to Mike and asked him where the restrooms are. He pointed to the left but the boys was to the right. When he got out everybody but Jeff laughed. He giggled like a little girl.
Once the deer found a move Mike started to sing but to life is a highway.
After he finished the deer learned something. Life is a highway. He was so touched that he too started to sing and drink. Don't forget drink. Mike was looking at the angle of the move. It had to be a perfect 26.84838033943702280536807379034890636903224800643333333333336908521690 degree. He made they moved but miss calculated. He did 26.848380339437022805368073790348906369032248006433333333333369086!21690 degree. Man he was so close. The deer found that mistake and punished him for it. 6.53939292841196438 secs in the corner. Not more or less. Since Mike and the Deer were drunk they didn't know the difference between a sec or a min. When he came back to the game he made a move that jumped 10 of the circle guys. Now he sang the ode to joy. Just like in get smart it ended with a bang. The whole place blew up. When the pieces came down it changed. The deer made a move. Now it could jump both of the pieces. Except Mike mist the second jump. The game was still on.
Hours, minutes, seconds, milliseconds. This is how long it took them to finish the game. As the deer was going to win, his mom came out of nowhere and tweaked his ear. While she tweaked it he mad a mistake, well two. First he forgot to clean his room and he made a bad move. Now Mike has to jump him and win. He is 0 out of 3 for winning the game. So there is no pressure for him. At the speed of light, which is reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyyy fast, Jeff pulled out two pistols and shot them. Someone with a itouch in the background played a noise that said head shot. They fell straight down jumping his king. Mike had won. The crowd cheered. No more evil things in the city. Jeff killed him so he won't fail. Just to tell you. This weird scrubby guy in the background said drinks on me. Everybody got wasted. The town was at peace except Trisha was so sad over Mike she cried on him. Her tears healed him. The deer came back alive because it was magical. The deer was going to kill Mike but the bear came out of nowhere. Mike got a knife and chucked it at the bear but missed again killing the deer. Since the deer died 193501929029239420495 times in his life he was good for now on.
The towns people chose Jeff to be their mayor. Others said Mike. This argument last 2.95 min. and they were going to have an election to elect the mayor. This was a sturdy competition because the chicken in Surf's Up was going to give the key to the new mayor. They made apps, posters, candy bars, and hats to get their vote. Mike and Jeff were at their peak of anger. They were on a mountain called anger silly. Mike gets an awful idea to sabotage them. While this was happening Jeff was thinking the same thing. Jeff was going to drop a nuke on Mike and Mike was going to send in a turbo fighting action frog. It was the strongest according to flies but not grasshoppers. They sent in their idea on the same day at the exact time, 11:32 and 5.9638 secs. Everything of Mike's was destroyed and Jeff's stuff was poisoned and had lots of radiation, just like Japan. Now they didn't know who was going to win. It was a surprise. The frog was still on the loose,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, until a snake ate it. Problem gone. Who cares about the snake. Nobody cares about snakes.
On the day of election the chicken or Frank Utensil, FU, was going to give the key to the new mayor. ------------------ to be continued --------------------------
When he finally gave it to the new mayor, the were shocked. It was Jeff. The evil guy one. His first order was to kill Mike. Luckily, Mike was a black belt. Who knew. He started chopping at anyone who tried to kill him. When Trisha came in to give him a kiss, he murdered her. He was sad. Then he killed himself. Only the deer knew he was alive because the deer is that cool. Not like the action guy guy in the movie cool. He was cooler. Mike was transferred to an island in the town. ???????????????
It was the third day since Jeff was mayor and he wanted to kill Trisha. Hr thought a whole minute. He decided to stab her and burry her in the water supply. It was a trick. Only Jeff knew what he was doing. He stabbed her and Mike then appeared. He was depressed. He reached for Jeff but he jumped out of the way. Jeff gave Mike the badge. Everyone was shock, even the grass. Mike took the badge and waved it in the air and sang, waving flag. Then it got to heavy and fell. His first day on the job, he got fired. The water supply was poisoned. Trisha did live because it was magical water. The town people threw rocks and stones and rocks and stones and rocks and stones and rocks and also sticks, but mainly stones and rocks. He went to kill Jeff once and for all.
Mike reached the hill to kill Jeff. When he got to the hill Jeff and the deer were waiting for him. 2-1, 2-2 now when Trisha showed up. It was the death to the death thing or whatever it's called. Idk( I don't know). Jeff attacked Mike, while Mike attacked Jeff. ?????????????? There was kicks, punches, scratches, shooting, knifing, and spit balling. They both fell. Trisha threw here hairbrush at the deer and he choked on it. Trisha only stand, alive o r just stand. Right when Trisha was going to kill Jeff's soul, aliens came up and blew up the planet. Mike, Trisha, Jeff and the deer landed on another planet filled with robots called IRobotPlanetThatIsFilledWithLotsOfRobotsPlanetAndIsBetterThanAnyPlanetThatWasEvenAPlanetInTheWholeUniversePlanetAndItHasOil.
Book 2.
Coming soon.
The Robots that Attack